Sorte!

Isto realmente não há melhor forma de dar a volta às situações do que queixarmo-nos. Ainda há uns dias tinha dito que era um tipo sem sorte e hoje recebo esta carta no mail cá do belógue. E tive ainda mais sorte porque já estava tão desesperado que começava a pôr a hipótese de ver o programa do Goucha...
Ora leiam lá:

"From Miss Mary Okante.
Felix Avenue, Rue 12,
Abidjan. Ivory Coast

Dear

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you.
I believe you are a a reputable and responsible trust worthy person I can do business with and by matter of trust I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

I am Miss Mary Okante., the only child of late Dr and Mrs Idris Benson, my father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discuss a business deal. When my mother died on the 21st October 1984, my father took me so special because I am motherless.

Before the death of my father on 24th November 2000 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of us$10,000,000 in a trunk box that he depsosited in one of the safe security companies here in Abidjan that he use my name as his only child as the next of kin during the time of depositing of the fund. He made me to understand that he did not disclose the real content of the box to the security company as it was deposited as family valuables for security reasons.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, and that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose (such as real estate management).

Sir, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

1) To assist me and move the box containing the money to your country for investment

2) To serve as the guardian of this fund.

3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.

Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort /input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account oversea.

Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as i believe that this transaction would be concluded within seven (7) days you signify interest to assist me.
Anticipating hearing from you immediately.

Thanks And God Bless.

Best Regards.
Miss Mary Okante"


Para quem não percebe inglês (sim, porque este belógue também faz Serviço Público!), esta senhora da Costa do Marfim escolheu o staff P... NS!!! para administrar a fortuna dela. Ora vejam bem a sorte de sermos os eleitos, já viram se ela contasse isto na TVI? Lá se ia o nosso Futuro...