Política!

Então o que é que se passou?

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

Marketing político agressivo, sim senhor! É bem visto! Porque é que o Bloco de Esquerda não faz o mesmo? Ah, mas há mais!

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

Ena, isto é brutal!!! Nestas alturas até não me importava de ser belga... Hã? não pode ser!

According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

Queria, portanto, e apesar dos condicionalismos (a saber: 1-applicants must be 18yrs old or above; 2-condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user; 3-the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact; 4-any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service; 5-Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons;), anunciar que me inscrevi e que depois conto como foi...